I'm 21 and have been extremely allergic to peanuts my whole life. When I was growing up people were always shocked to hear about my situation, no one had met many people with allergies, especially not life-threatening. It boggles my mind that now there are SO MANY kids with allergies. Don't know how that happened. And…

I mean at this point I just am comforting myself by pretending that Jezebel is trolling us all.

I like that Vogue didn't hide her behind coats and coats and coats. Two of the photos feature very sexy dresses that really make her look fantastic. I do love the other pieces, including that fantastic multicolored coat, just taking a moment to appreciate the clothing diversity on a normal-sized woman in Vogue.

Even E! News can muster up all their strength to not tweet out spoilers. Jezebel... not so much. West Coast struggles...

Putting rape scene in the title is a fucking spoiler alert, goddamnit Jezebel I was literally pulling up the show to watch spoiler-free and decided to browse this website first.

Black skirt + black sweater + white oxford + braids = Wednesday Addams

I'm going to be a slutty nun for Halloween (sidenote: atheist). I also happen to live next to a Catholic church with a glorious statue of Jesus talking to a young child. I would like to take a picture with said statue (just standing next to them with my hands in prayer), but my friends tell me this crosses the line…

No no no, this doesn't work with the conspiracy against the Patriots narrative that many Deadspin commenters seem to favor.

Dibs on the "Lilac Inner Boob Dreamsicle" band name

I love Amber Riley as much as the next gal, and she is amazing, yes. But "consistently amazing"? It's week 2, let's not get too ahead of ourselves here, Jezebel.

Age: 15

If you could be best friends with anyone in Hollywood, who would it be? I'm talking frequenters of the US Weekly and People magazine pages. My initial thought would be a goofy comedian like Vince Vaughn, but that may get exhausting. You couldn't crack a joke without a moment of panic that you don't quite measure up.

I'm severely allergic to peanuts/all nuts. When I was going to school, I was the only one with the a life-threatening allergy. My parents didn't ban the entire school from having nuts, I didn't wear any temporary tattoos, I didn't even wear my medic-alert bracelet most of the time. I just had a little tub in my…

I'm also a white female who (with better grades and SAT scores than Ms. Fisher) didn't get into my dream school. I'm currently at a state school that I would have never expected I would end up at. But you know what? I'm doing great. I have a fantastic internship that will open a lot of doors for me, regardless of the…

I feel like this didn't prove much because it is 100% obvious which is the $600 haircut, clearly looks the best of all four.

I was ready to be vastly disappointed by this man...not at all the case! Good lawd he definitely has uproar-causing potential