Then we get to the most bizarre pitch of the competiton: a pitcher delivering the ball from the zenith of a trampoline bounce

I am not raunchy, but I am inappropriate at times

Imagine being an adult and being mad that you didn’t get an Ezekiel Elliot autograph at a fantasy football convention.

“I got one pitcher left. Let’s go! Wake up! That’s bullshit!”

Another franchise he won’t be awarded.

And his previous one...

He’s been to Ogdenville, West Haverbrook, and Freemont and he sure put them on the map!

But Main Street’s still all cracked and broken…

Is there a chance the rail could bend?

Why not all three

It’s not a feud. Fued’s are two-sided. This is just an asshole conman attacking someone else.

It actually just sounds a lot like the truth. Too bad it’s so inhuman it sounds inflammatory. 

I’m not sure what gave you the idea that I give a shit about the Cards or St Louis. I just think it's funny that they're so irrelevant even Deadspin can't bother insulting them 

YAY! The Cards are too irrelevant to brutally mock now!!!!! It’s not really a victory, but it’s as close as St. Louis fans have had in some time.

And you consider this a personal victory for some reason?

But you gotta admit “Mouth Fedora Kills 153" would be a grabber headline.

The Golden Knights are shelling out an entire year earlier than they have to—which means they weren’t bidding against anyone

In a way. Only you’re the stripper. 

Initial reports have PacMan avoiding the confrontation, grabbing something to eat, and then seeking out his attacker.