Wait, wasn’t he on the Cardinals all last year? 

This has been my go to on all celebrities. Until they include me on the Christmas card list, I’ll show them as much regard as they would show me. I don’t wish them ill, but I have enough going on in my life that I can’t be bothered concerning myself over someone else’s.

Yeah, I know it makes me old and awful and everything but I really don’t like what’s happened to pop culture writing. I know that nobody liked the High Fidelity angry white dude thing any more and fair enough but if it’s replaced by “Everything is awesome, now let me describe to you how this particular album made me…

This season feels like a Nats fan found a monkey’s paw and wished that the team wouldn’t lose in the first round of the playoffs again.

it’s a hell of a lot easier to not be caught than it is to catch

Fuck JD? For correctly pointing out that, although the outcome was awesome, this was an unnecessary risk to take with 0 outs in the inning?

Wallabobby Knight.

Wow, I need to watch ESPN 5 more often!

Laker fan is in full throat now. My brother-in-law just last week claimed he didn’t want LeBron on the Lakers and now he’s in line to place his jersey order. That’s Laker fan in a nutshell.

Is LeBron older than Luke? Or am I just being fooled by the hairline? 

Right? The Earth should have been a disc.

Assistant coach Luke Walton.

Your username is ORLANDOMAagic91 but you’re also the type of person that refers to the Lakers as “We”?

But enough about Phil Jackson’s dick ...

Designated Holder

He was probably just raising money to bail out Curt Schilling.

At least someone is speaking up for the real casualties of this atrocity, New England fans and their endless sense of victimization.

Winston decided not to appeal the the game suspension after making a bet that he could go three games without an interception this season.

Jeter is way ahead of the rest of the MLB. In Miami, the season is already over.

Awesome opinion, bro.