Out of all the characters in this story, I think I like the bulldog the most.

I’ve read this story three times and I still can’t figure out what the fuck is going on. I’m just going to assume that all three of these people are probably assholes.

There is plenty of blame to go around and there were lots of bad decisions made by lots of people here.

Bayatpour: “Schlemiel!”

Lewis’ words cut so deep he’ll have to throw away another suit.

Well, you know, the fans are just really upset about concussions and the players expressing their political views. If the owners don’t fix these existential crises the decline in the audience will just continue.

He clearly shoved that ump The Right Way™. Had he done it any other way it would be an ejection, suspension, and/or a fine.

The “black girl white guy” dominates the southeast is the least shocking porn fact ever.

And I’m sure that’s exactly what she was trying to say in between her Pall Mall-tainted spittle attacks.

Yeah. It’s incredible that both of the following are simultaneously true:

Ask yourself 2 questions.

Look Duffy, Fight The New Drug didn’t stop Huey Lewis, and it’s not going to stop the Royals from yankin’ it either.

I assume the Cubs cut him in half in hopes of growing an extra Schwarber.

They do it because that actually happened, though. Will Clark read Greg Maddux say “fastball, high inside” in the 1989 NLCS and turned it into a grand slam.

“and yet Ingraham goes straight for an attack on his “un-grammatical” and “barely intelligible” words”

They have a national audience full of loser bros just as creepy as they are — by their metric, this was a “home run” comment (and ever so much the better if it got all the snowflakes butthurt, I imagine).

I’ve always thought of Reich as a pretty solid backup

“Reich was one of three candidates reportedly interviewed by Colts GM Chris Ballard after McDaniels turned them down.”

“My name is KIIIIIICKKKKKKKK, KICK ROCKKKKSSS. I love that song too.”

Before we take the photo can you please put on this positive message shirt?