And that guy is a Fjord Explorer!  Waka waka waka.

Sheer power is fine for getting to the playoffs, but pitching wins the World Series. 

Why do you say that? I make 96% of my decisions based on spite. It has been working great!

tag yourself i’m green shirt dude

They have to get him if they hope to compete with the Warriors.

Meanwhile in the rest of the NLC:

Miguel qualifies for the O-1 visa.  Miguel sure as hell is more qualified than Melania.

Dexter Fowler: extremely deep undercover Cubs double agent

Wait, wasn’t he on the Cardinals all last year? 

This has been my go to on all celebrities. Until they include me on the Christmas card list, I’ll show them as much regard as they would show me. I don’t wish them ill, but I have enough going on in my life that I can’t be bothered concerning myself over someone else’s.

Yeah, I know it makes me old and awful and everything but I really don’t like what’s happened to pop culture writing. I know that nobody liked the High Fidelity angry white dude thing any more and fair enough but if it’s replaced by “Everything is awesome, now let me describe to you how this particular album made me…

Oh that makes sense. You know like how in america since drugs are illegal the demand for them has tanked.

This season feels like a Nats fan found a monkey’s paw and wished that the team wouldn’t lose in the first round of the playoffs again.

it’s a hell of a lot easier to not be caught than it is to catch

Fuck JD? For correctly pointing out that, although the outcome was awesome, this was an unnecessary risk to take with 0 outs in the inning?

I hear all of the boys are going to be played by Scarlett Johansson.

Wallabobby Knight.

Wow, I need to watch ESPN 5 more often!

Laker fan is in full throat now. My brother-in-law just last week claimed he didn’t want LeBron on the Lakers and now he’s in line to place his jersey order. That’s Laker fan in a nutshell.

Your username is ORLANDOMAagic91 but you’re also the type of person that refers to the Lakers as “We”?