Designated Holder

He was probably just raising money to bail out Curt Schilling.

At least someone is speaking up for the real casualties of this atrocity, New England fans and their endless sense of victimization.

Winston decided not to appeal the the game suspension after making a bet that he could go three games without an interception this season.

Jeter is way ahead of the rest of the MLB. In Miami, the season is already over.

but did Vargas pay for the shorts? that’s the important thing.

Somebody had to be the 1 in Glass Joe’s 1-99.

He should have stuck with fencing.

Awesome opinion, bro.

Out of all the characters in this story, I think I like the bulldog the most.

I’ve read this story three times and I still can’t figure out what the fuck is going on. I’m just going to assume that all three of these people are probably assholes.

There is plenty of blame to go around and there were lots of bad decisions made by lots of people here.

Tell me more about Nibiru, Mr. Meade!

Bayatpour: “Schlemiel!”

Lewis’ words cut so deep he’ll have to throw away another suit.

Well, you know, the fans are just really upset about concussions and the players expressing their political views. If the owners don’t fix these existential crises the decline in the audience will just continue.

He clearly shoved that ump The Right Way™. Had he done it any other way it would be an ejection, suspension, and/or a fine.

The “black girl white guy” dominates the southeast is the least shocking porn fact ever.

Can’t pollute the bloodlines if you never introduce new blood.

And I’m sure that’s exactly what she was trying to say in between her Pall Mall-tainted spittle attacks.