Yeah. It’s incredible that both of the following are simultaneously true:

Ask yourself 2 questions.

Look Duffy, Fight The New Drug didn’t stop Huey Lewis, and it’s not going to stop the Royals from yankin’ it either.

I assume the Cubs cut him in half in hopes of growing an extra Schwarber.

They do it because that actually happened, though. Will Clark read Greg Maddux say “fastball, high inside” in the 1989 NLCS and turned it into a grand slam.

“and yet Ingraham goes straight for an attack on his “un-grammatical” and “barely intelligible” words”

They have a national audience full of loser bros just as creepy as they are — by their metric, this was a “home run” comment (and ever so much the better if it got all the snowflakes butthurt, I imagine).

I’ve always thought of Reich as a pretty solid backup

“Reich was one of three candidates reportedly interviewed by Colts GM Chris Ballard after McDaniels turned them down.”

“My name is KIIIIIICKKKKKKKK, KICK ROCKKKKSSS. I love that song too.”

Before we take the photo can you please put on this positive message shirt?

Investing $ for old talent on the decline doesn’t work.

more like a roo-ful laugh about it, amirite?

oh man

CAS secretary general Matthieu Reeb continued: “the duffel bags full of Euros next to the graphic pictures of radiation poisoning and human bodies being thrown from great heights in no way influenced our decision”

This isn’t a problem if you never look up from your phone.

I’d assumed that it was a note that said, “HELP” scrawled in blood.

“Thank you, this will be perfect for Barack’s long-form birth certificate.”

As far as racist caricatures go, I still prefer Marge Schott.

It’s like finding out someone used to work at Auschwitz.