Newsflash: you’re a humorless twat who is probably overpaid at $18 an hour. I bet your coworkers can’t fucking stand your endless hot taeks

I’m most impressed by the 4 kids with 5 women statistic.

I dunno. We should ask Congress.

Looks like there is an opportunity for some enterprising entrepreneur to start a competing league.

In fairness, all of college football has a history of hating Lane Kiffin.

[We need to] (1) raise the market price of the corvina so the fishermen are not forced to catch so many to make a profit.

Richardson was apparently very disappointed to learn he had to sell the whole team rather than each player individually.

That is taking a awfully big RISK.

+1:100 scale

“In the criminal justice system, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups: The police, who are are trying to plant some shit on me, and bitch I got lawyer money.”

TMZ got the bodycam video from his arrest

I always though McNabb would be a kind and gentle lover as he takes it slow in the final two minutes.

Bad week for Philly. First they lose Wentz, now they learn they could have sued McNabb years ago for making bad passes? Yeesh.

$20 says that Taggart Eymer was named after a character in Atlas Shrugged.

I am sure that Philadelphia already has a battery of ideas to throw at this scenario.

Artistically speaking, they’re more like Tommy Wiseau.

The Browns are the Picasso of Losing: they show exquisite skill and creativity in their craft, and they are relentlessly good at it. They lose in OT, they lose in regulation, they lose close games, they lose blowouts. It’s incredibly impressive.

I sent this to an “exotic dancer” friend in the L.A area and she replied “I have standards you know?”

I could see him as Stan Kroeke though.

Wrong. Philly fans are almost as insufferable as Boston fans and they’ve never fucking won anything in the past 30 years, besides one world series. If Philly teams had anywhere near the success of Boston teams, we’d have to nuke Philly to shut them up.