What Can’t the Browns Do For You?

I understand why people look at this as ridiculous, but based on the thousands of hours of sports talk radio I’ve listened to in Chicago, if the McCaskeys sent out the same question, 87.348% of Bears fans would say they would be happy if the Bears played “Bears Football” (ie letting lower talent players play HARD…

I’m still waiting for an investigation into the Rocky Balboa/Thunderlips fight from 1982. I have a sneaking suspicion it wasn’t entirely on the level...

The things that people have the inclination and bandwidth to bitch about will never cease to amaze me.

It’s like if you took a Nuremberg rally and made it wear cargo shorts.

The theme yesterday was, “How dare the Cubs celebrate on our home field! The classy Cardinals would never do that to another team!”

This wasn’t even the Cubs’ B team tonight, since the whole team was probably hung over. It was the C team.

This seems like a non-story. The ceremony would probably have happened in the middle of the week when school is in session, and you just can’t expect UNC players to skip classes.

It’s interesting that Buffalo’s kicker is so left leaning in his beliefs, considering their most famous kicker is best known for how far right he is.

Sam Bradford’s Knee Injury Is Starting To Seem Serious

So Sean Spicer found a new job already. Cool.

Kato just wants SOMEONE to use a glove properly.

Wait, this motherfucker is coming for my moisturizers and facial products now? TAWMMY GET YA FAHKIN PAWS OFF MY CHERRY BLOSSOM SERUM I SWEAH TO FAHKIN GAWD

You ever seen a sunburnt fish? Makes you think.

After investigating the incident, the NFL fined the woman $25,000 for criticizing an official.

[holds it in]

The only person with crappier runs in Colorado this past weekend was Ezekiel Elliott.

+1 rosary.

I felt like I just read the synopsis for a scrapped Office Space sequel.

The UFC was doing USADA testing before WME/IMG came around and drug testing has had nothing to do with the UFC’s ongoing problems. Fights can still be “violent” without drugs because ALL fights are “violent” by definition.