This is one of those spots where if it weren’t Notre Dame or it weren’t Brian Kelly, I’d probably take his side, because that was a long-winded and meaningless, stupid question.

“I told myself, ‘I’m going to kick during my pro day.’ So, I went to kick for my pro day. If nobody is watching, nobody is watching.”

+.08 BAC

The reality of the moment is sweet. That’s something that is subtle but special. When I look back on this time, when all this is said and done, I’ll always be grateful for this day.

Bet he doesn’t even have a DUI. I hate him.

And what is the deal with airline food?

I wouldn’t worry about it. No one remembers that the Rams were in LA last year.

Sandoval has found much more success at his 37 plate appearances at Golden Corral.

Swung Through Panda

This is the exact same type of responses I got when I used to ask girls out. The outright denials, I get, but the weird references to rule violations and major league franchises were awkward.

Have you actually read the post, you clown?

That guys must have a bronze pair, along with his gold and silver.

“Just shows me what they got over there.”

What we all want to really know is...did she get a gift basket afterwards?

+1 chop on the Trop

This would last for approximately 1.5 matches before people realized his skill set doesn’t translate to boxing and he can’t hang in the ring with basically anybody.

By “boxing’s biggest star,” do we mean “boxer who fights other boxers?” Because you really have to define your terms here.

They are trying to break the attendance record set 4/29/15 by White Sox at Orioles.

They’d better hope his son isn’t John.

I hope you aren’t referring to the huge swinging punches he throws in that video. Those are so slow Floyd can have Stephen A Smith blow him between dodges.