Wait, this motherfucker is coming for my moisturizers and facial products now? TAWMMY GET YA FAHKIN PAWS OFF MY CHERRY BLOSSOM SERUM I SWEAH TO FAHKIN GAWD

You ever seen a sunburnt fish? Makes you think.

After investigating the incident, the NFL fined the woman $25,000 for criticizing an official.

[holds it in]

The only person with crappier runs in Colorado this past weekend was Ezekiel Elliott.

+1 rosary.

I felt like I just read the synopsis for a scrapped Office Space sequel.

The UFC was doing USADA testing before WME/IMG came around and drug testing has had nothing to do with the UFC’s ongoing problems. Fights can still be “violent” without drugs because ALL fights are “violent” by definition.

This is one of those spots where if it weren’t Notre Dame or it weren’t Brian Kelly, I’d probably take his side, because that was a long-winded and meaningless, stupid question.

“I told myself, ‘I’m going to kick during my pro day.’ So, I went to kick for my pro day. If nobody is watching, nobody is watching.”

+.08 BAC

The reality of the moment is sweet. That’s something that is subtle but special. When I look back on this time, when all this is said and done, I’ll always be grateful for this day.

Bet he doesn’t even have a DUI. I hate him.

And what is the deal with airline food?

I wouldn’t worry about it. No one remembers that the Rams were in LA last year.

Sandoval has found much more success at his 37 plate appearances at Golden Corral.

Swung Through Panda

This is the exact same type of responses I got when I used to ask girls out. The outright denials, I get, but the weird references to rule violations and major league franchises were awkward.

Have you actually read the post, you clown?

That guys must have a bronze pair, along with his gold and silver.