“Just shows me what they got over there.”

What we all want to really know is...did she get a gift basket afterwards?

+1 chop on the Trop

This would last for approximately 1.5 matches before people realized his skill set doesn’t translate to boxing and he can’t hang in the ring with basically anybody.

By “boxing’s biggest star,” do we mean “boxer who fights other boxers?” Because you really have to define your terms here.

They are trying to break the attendance record set 4/29/15 by White Sox at Orioles.

They’d better hope his son isn’t John.

I hope you aren’t referring to the huge swinging punches he throws in that video. Those are so slow Floyd can have Stephen A Smith blow him between dodges.

Some players younger than I are dying as well.

Should have been the other Baylor.

Darren Daulton too. Sucks if you enjoyed the mulleted Phillies of the early 90's

I’m not an economist, but Noll and Szymanski are. (It’s my journalism degree that I got from a vending machine.)

You have no idea what you’re talking about. Neil deMause is one of the best-respected writers in the U.S. on the subject of franchise economics and stadium finance. He’s been covering this subject for decades, in greater detail than just about anyone. His book, Field of Schemes, was on the leading edge of covering the…

A man who was very likely involved in a murder, who went on to continue playing and win two Super Bowl rings, chastising another man for speaking out against police violence.
This may well be peak NFL.

And even Kaepernick’s less headline-grabbing actions, like giving out free suits or donating to various charities, are far more important than anything he can do on the football field.

+1 Whyyyyyyy!!!!!!

4. Nancy Kerrigan. Just seven weeks after getting kneecapped by Tonya Harding’s goons, Kerrigan went out and skated her off in Norway on one knee, only to get a silver medal for it. Silver! FUCK YOU, JUDGES. I didn’t see Oksana Baiul skating out there with half her LCL missing. NANCY WAS ROBBED. I want medals for her…

The last time I can remember when black people were recruited en masse for new job opportunities, it didn’t go so well.

And they would have gotten away with it too, if it weren’t for those meddling kids!