As a registered independent, The Democrats are not impressing me with this crap.

“I just wanted to tell you both good luck. We’re all counting on you.”

The scorpion was the friends we made along the way.

On the most generous possible read, the NBA-China news cycle has revealed just how little players and coaches have ever considered the ethical stakes of doing business with an authoritarian state.

I thought being unsuccessful in the pursuit led to hand-wringing

Tough to be an MLB pitching coach when you refuse to work with lefties.

From reading the title, I was hoping this would be a Torch article where he describes each unknown fluid based on taste and hallucinogenic properties!

Gareth Southgate has experience staying on the England pitch in disgrace, so it probably doesn’t bother him.

Genius serial killer:

Of course, no mention at all of “The African Queen”, because that’s too old to have been seen by the writers of this website...

Maxi or Judas.

D-R-I-N-K-Y-O-U-R-O-V-A-L-T-I-N-E

Remember, if the board asks you if you’re a god, you say “Yes!”

Nope. I know where this ends.

Wouldn’t it be the Portland Frailblazers?

But what if they did?....

As a member of Cherokee, creek, blackfoot, and Apache. Not a single relative of mine (Braves fan or not) finds it disrespectful. The natives would chant to the gods at fires nightly. It’s only racist if you wanna perceive it that way. If you think it makes them seem like cavemen, then you don't understand native…

Clearly we should change mascots to the Atlanta Axe Cops