I haven’t been this excited since Team Scooby won the Laff-A-Lympics.

I think I feel a heart attack

St. Pauly Shore on the other hand keeps talking about weasels

And what is basketball, I ask you, but a system of rules?

Puttin’ on the ritz.

Read a little Zinn. The nuances have changed but the overall themes are still the same. We’re the place everyone sent their weirdos and fringe characters, who then went about building an economy on inter-continental genocide and slavery, which then converted to destructive industrial capitalism, which then resulted in…

Great googly moogly.

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This used to be a thing at kids’ sports events, particularly swimming (late 70's/early 80's). You’d eat packs of powdered Tang or Kool-Ade to keep your bloodsugar consistent with the Frosted Flakes you ate for breakfast...

These kids showed initiative, planning, a good sense of direction, problem solving, teamwork and street smarts.

Holy hell, that was somewhere between inspiring and terrifying. Definitely want to hear the album, either way. Gotta say, spitting eerie piano-poems from beyond the grave is very on-brand for Leonard Cohen.

“I beg to differ.”

How could you not think it?

Well at least now we know what happened to Natalie Wood.

Dogs don’t have souls, according to the Church. To ask for self-awareness is barking up the wrong tree.

“Demons in the head” should be filed under Bad Brains

I waffle around plans and sometimes hate making them. As I’ve grown older and learned about myself, I’ve figured out that I’m very much an introvert. I do like people and I like going to certain events but I find leaving my house and interacting with other humans to usually be pretty damned exhausting.

I hate committing to plans, and do this terrible horrible thing where I won’t answer a question, or will dance around questions to avoid giving an answer to stuff via text like when people ask about plans.

Also, I have this weird compulsion to be like Elmyra from tiny toons. If something is cute, or if I like someone I…