LouBiffo

9/10/19

I’m on Syndergaard’s side on this, but pitchers are high-strung lunatics. Not just MLB pitchers. Minor league pitchers. College pitchers. High school pitchers. Rec league softball pitchers.

9/9/19

Halfway through I was trying to figure out if this was real or some excellent satire.

9/7/19

Pole dances are the best dances.

9/6/19

My browser is set to Depeche Mode.

9/6/19

Funnily enough it works with this:

9/6/19

beat me to it. so hilarious. I’m gonna get it on a t-shirt...

9/6/19

First - Terry, you realize that saying “sucks” is a reference to sucking dick right? I will not stand for that kind of language. Also, you claim to be familiar with Deadspin but the WYTS entry on the Patriots sent you over the edge? Go suck somewhere else.

9/6/19

https://www.sciencegeek.net/lingo.html educational jargon generator. Have fun.

9/6/19

This sounds like a job for the Trust Busters!

9/6/19

One thing I discovered years ago that has only been reinforced repeatedly is that little kids like talking to me partly because I use the exact same language with them as I do with adults. I don’t change my tone and I don’t simplify my word choices. They might have to ask me what a word means, but, you know, they…

9/6/19

Panacea. Sounds like the disease, rather than the cure, if you ask me.

9/6/19

People tell me I sound like an ass when I properly use “whom” but I’ll die on that hill.

9/5/19

Can we, as in G/O Media(c’mon Jim Spanfeller, I know you’re there),
finally get with the times and update the go to question
‘Is A Hot Dog A Sandwich?’
With a more meaningful and Sports-themed query, such as
‘Have You Ever Had Your Butt Fingered?’

9/5/19

The NFL and it broadcast partners would like to remind our viewers that September is Prostate Cancer awareness month. Don’t forget the importance of getting an annual exam.

9/5/19

Taco Grande!

9/5/19

I’ve found that singing the Leprosy lyrics to Yesterday works quite well.

9/5/19

I did Pulp’s Common People like William Shatner and the bar went nuts.

9/5/19

I think the fistball rabbit hole is still illegal in North Carolina.

9/5/19

Are your arms heavy as well? Is there perhaps vomit on your sweater already - possibly Mom’s spaghetti?

9/5/19

Had to look him up: Star of some 80's shows I’m vaguely familiar with..... Bibleman....oh boy.