Can we, as in G/O Media(c’mon Jim Spanfeller, I know you’re there),
finally get with the times and update the go to question
‘Is A Hot Dog A Sandwich?’
With a more meaningful and Sports-themed query, such as
‘Have You Ever Had Your Butt Fingered?’

The NFL and it broadcast partners would like to remind our viewers that September is Prostate Cancer awareness month. Don’t forget the importance of getting an annual exam. 

Taco Grande!

I’ve found that singing the Leprosy lyrics to Yesterday works quite well.

I did Pulp’s Common People like William Shatner and the bar went nuts.

I think the fistball rabbit hole is still illegal in North Carolina. 

Are your arms heavy as well?  Is there perhaps vomit on your sweater already - possibly Mom’s spaghetti?

Had to look him up: Star of some 80's shows I’m vaguely familiar with..... Bibleman....oh boy.

Only XX days until football/baseball/basketball/et. al.

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo

Goddamn I’m unable to wrap my mind around this concept, i.e., murderous socialists on motorcycles. Using “Road Warrior” as a reference point, I picture the motorcycle guy riding up alongside the car driven by our hero, but instead of brandishing a wrist-mounted crossbow, he extends his arm and tries to speak above the…

Even people who added it for two-factor authentication and/or payment details? Okay dude. Everyone but you is stupid.

Lately I’ve been communicating via encrypted carrier pigeon. I take the pigeon, dismember it, rearrange all its parts, stitch it back together and then tape my letter and the correct one-time pad to its little leg pouch and send it off. Only a person with the one-time pad will be able to reassemble the pigeon and…

I see your profile photo is of “The Scallop” in Aldeburgh, England. Interestingly, it’s a famously controversial art piece that nobody wanted and has been repeatedly vandalized over the years (according to Aldeburgh’s own tourism site):

A serious question: Paul, your twitter bio states you are “Principal & Editor-in-Chief, Bystander Media.” Bystander Media, on their site, lists you as Principal and & Editor-in-Chief. Are you serving in that capacity while simultaneously serving as Editorial Director of G/O Media? If so, is Editorial Director at G/O…

G/O Media management team at work

So I can tell everybody that i’m not in the grays, I’m just encrypted.

I wanted to star your comment, but The Reliant was never cloaked. It was a Federation ship that Khan stole. /geekpedantry.

points his assault rifle in the air and shoots it repeatedly into the sky, like Keanu Reeves in Point Break.