“Don’t be salty.” -- Lot’s wife

Martin Luther would gladly post his Theses on Osteen’s door. However, he’s currently stuck in traffic, and it may be a while.

The Haas Pop?

That busted baseball prospect Michael Jordan did well for himself after his baseball days were over.

I’m surprised you didn’t bring up the other direct connection between AG and WWE, Rico Constantino.

While I realise that it isn’t a popular concept, I really wish that a lot of these retro consoles would utilize their old port designs for expansion. So you could dump a MicroSD or flashdrive with additional ROMS and play them again.

How soon till he gets to Hula Burger?

Chris Webber is furiously scrawling a preemptive cease and desist.

When reached for comment Barry Bonds offered this:

+1 Long face

Guaranteed no streaking.

Shane O’Mac has to live out his deathwish. How else could he justify buying wCw?

I had to try.

I’ll gladly endorse and support anything that involves Anna Kendrick cosplaying Col. Sanders.

Is this karmic retribution for years of Cooking Mama on the Wii?

Why do I suddenly expect references to Tennessee Williams or The Glass Menagerie?

Innies bad, outies good. In summation.

Well, there goes my Porsche 911 Turbo...

+1 He’s no Jack Kennedy

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