Gerald Ford

To what level is that?

Siths and Ayn Rand...

Man...

“Hey Will? It’s your cousin Marvin! Marvin Little! You know that stall tactic you were looking for? Get a load of this!”

Take my damned star. I didn’t expect this, but well done. I love that fucking skit.

I didn’t know Houston signed Quasimodo. 

He’d have to speak to Chris Webber first.

+1 Setting sights on Monday

The Harvey Haddix Amendment?

Herb Score just winced

Doesn’t he know that a 2 point/run lead is the most dangerous lead in all of sports?

Two from Little League.

REMEMBER THE CHILITO!

Pshaw, I bet none of you could hit a blern.

Well, when the FBI comes looking for the copy of the minutes from your meeting of subversives...

Take the star

Shit sandwich

Additional proof of her otherworldliness: Swarley

This is a great premise for a Fear and Loathing-esque assessment of the state of capitalism in the digital age, and the fleeting availability of pleasure.