Please tell me you either:

When did Goose become the Fourth-coming of Superstar Billy Graham, brother?

Didn’t you know Mater was the lead prosecutor?

Yeah, the British Beatles were put down by Paul’s ego.

He didn’t get the email from Catholic.org that they were shutting down their webmail?

I like this cover. A lot. Thanks for introducing me to it!

That statue looks ready to play Subbuteo.

Jesus, another demon who can’t be killed by any weapon forged?

How long till someone cosplays Jeff Spicoli and eats pizza with it? Or at least looks apoplectic while it eats pizza in front of him?

It always struck me, when watching while younger, and then as I revisited while growing up; this show was an introduction to absurdist comedy.

Big Pharma would beg to differ.

+1 Ain’t the Mud Club or CBGBs

How soon till he starts making bombs out of White Claw?

It’s not like he’s a glass of water...

He needs to work on his power stroke.

I’d rather see a tie-in to the 2002 series. Storytelling-wise, I think it was better than the original.

77 miles west of you would like to have words...

But muh earned runs

I like this idea. It’s a great way to blood new talent into the staff.

I was going to suggest that games get called on account of darkness too.