Did no one think to ask George Papadopoulous about Webster?

On the scale of plague of locusts to the Nile running red, where does this fall?

Don’t you, like, have to be a resident of the area which you wish to represent, for like a year?

There’s still porn on Tumblr.

Whatever happened to the good old days of yelling “You suck asshole!” at games?

Oof

+1 True story

You’ve successfully embiggened your argument. Kudos.

Are you a cahp?

 It reads better that way.

It’s easy to do when you have more money than God, because you keep lobbying to extend the copyright protection on your biggest asset.

There’s a delicious irony re: Monday Night Wars, knowing that Vince was giving WCW ratings.

Trade “Victim of Reality” for “Alien”, as it got quite a bit more radio play.

Someone needs to give Zlatan the piano desk

Stamos did it better.

If they can find a way to include Old Hoss Radbourn, they’ll be set.

Before we go implementing something, can’t we try to force the Senate’s hand on allowing the CDC to investigate this as an epidemic?

I’m not good with subtext.

The armchair Freud in me says he’s not into women. But he’s not comfortable enough with the concept of it, to admit it to himself.

Yeah, but then the gasoline car will return from retirement and oust its replacement, before the replacement had sufficient time to get its feet.