Don’t you, like, have to be a resident of the area which you wish to represent, for like a year?

Whatever happened to the good old days of yelling “You suck asshole!” at games?

Oof

+1 True story

You’ve successfully embiggened your argument. Kudos.

Are you a cahp?

 It reads better that way.

There’s a delicious irony re: Monday Night Wars, knowing that Vince was giving WCW ratings.

Trade “Victim of Reality” for “Alien”, as it got quite a bit more radio play.

Someone needs to give Zlatan the piano desk

Stamos did it better.

If they can find a way to include Old Hoss Radbourn, they’ll be set.

Before we go implementing something, can’t we try to force the Senate’s hand on allowing the CDC to investigate this as an epidemic?

I’m not good with subtext.

The armchair Freud in me says he’s not into women. But he’s not comfortable enough with the concept of it, to admit it to himself.

Yeah, but then the gasoline car will return from retirement and oust its replacement, before the replacement had sufficient time to get its feet.

I was playing off the comment I responded to.

Eh, er, I get what you’re trying to say...

So, uh, will my Doctor of Divinity, from the Universal Life Church, allow me to represent players?

Isn’t that one of the great blunders?