This article needs more Ted Mosby.

Couldn’t the same story be told of so many other post-industrial towns? Small metropolises like my hometown definitely tell the tale. As does the expansion of air travel.

+1 Welcome to the party, Comrade.

Tell Grimlock more about the Petro Rabbits

Did you hire my son to report to you on this? This is something he’d gladly take payment for.

Suzy Kolber just turned away.

First he plays the Cat. Soon he’ll be playing this:

More than one of the beer/liquor distribution houses put out an annually updated reference guide for licenses and IDs for the US, Canada, Mexico, and some Caribbean nations.

I guess this means ESPN won’t be broadcasting the National Spelling Bee, then.

Val d’Isere Mudslide?

This makes me miss the days of mixing vodka into my Fruitopia, to fulfill my day-drinking needs.

The future. It’s in polymers.

I’ve got one word for you, Benjamin: Plastics.

Maybe you should spend more time in the aqua, FINA.

Thanks guys. All of these comments and I’m now humming this to myself...

I’ve said this previously...

That seems to be a popular name for Bagels. My kids have one with that name.

Is this the same school of politics that dictates that healthcare shouldn’t be universal? And that education opportunity shouldn’t be available to all?

Brilliant

If you’re going to give him the base...