My wife, a Hoosier by birth, will tell anyone who wants to listen that everything south of Indianapolis is just Kentucky with nicer shoes.

I was waiting for a veal joke. But this does nicely.

+1 stirrup sock

Came here for this, take your star.

He played in La Liga before moving to Paris. Messi, his teammate, got hit with tax evasion. Cristiano Ronaldo, his opposition, got hit with tax evasion, and rape. There’s some sort of a culture there that seems to nurture this. It has quite a bit to do with this.

Is there something in the water in La Liga?

Of the things about baseball I’ve never understood, and there are many, it has to be this...

Dude, you don’t fuck with He-Man.

Walking upright.

Man, Tom DeLonge has a lot of burner email accounts.

Thank you. I was about to comment the same, until deciding to check it had be done first.

It’s not a real trophy, until your kid pees in it while being baptised.

Rock me EXTRA NOODLES

May as well have it at the Bernabeu, that seems to be the hot go-to place for continental cup competition finals that are in dispute.

Clearly, none of the above who are replying to you have experienced the joys of Non-League football.

Once upon a time...

With their L.A. Looks in their hair.

I read that, originally as “L.A. Gear” and had a hearty guffaw.

Broke a few eggs, did that Grand Slam?

There were derigiberbils