+1 Grow a Penis

Great read. Well done.

Hey Perceptor, what’s shaking, other than this fortress?

Awesome! I bet it’ll be fun.

So, how long till this guy becomes a folk hero, a la Dan Cooper?

Jawbox. That’s a going back a ways.

This dialogue only works if delivered in like Woody Allen. Strangely.

Victorian Action Hero? Is that the new Gumbercules?

+1 Cardinal Law

*points to telestrator*

“They don’t have a prayer.” — The Pope

+1 Brass ring

+1 Kick His Ass, Seabass

This is SportsCenter

I’m waiting for the IHSAA to award the Kentucky Derby to Maximum Security. Mostly just to shut his owners up.

Jerry West wouldn’t have tolerated this shit.

They can only have an international draft, if they draft the entire nation.

Dammit dude. That was equally a rough read, but incredible.

You forgot Ray Knight.

I see your Joe Morgan, and raise you Tim McCarver.