Advice for Monk going forward:

The next evolution of Roshambo?

That ref got good wood to the puck there.

Is that were Hammer got “Pumps and a Bump”?

Good to see the National Front still pops up at Chelsea.

I sometimes wonder if those who vote for the HoF take the player in context to the game at the time, as well as in context to their supporting cast. Because isolating players using numbers doesn’t do their careers justice, as it’s a case of missing the forest for the twigs on the ground.

Has he tried unplugging it, letting it sit, and never plugging it back in?

When you absolutely, positively, have to run down the deer and cook it on the spot...

+1 Ass hat

“WON’T SOMEONE THINK OF THE MESSAGE THIS SENDS TO THE PUPPIES!” — Conservative Canine Politician, somewhere

Couldn’t he sell some of his blood to Peter Thiel? I mean, that seems like a easy way to get out of debt.

“Ah, you seek the Larry the Cable Guy model. Step right this way...”

That lorry looks crabby, maybe a little surly. Put off. But not nearly as aggressive.

Want to hazard a guess on how long till provocative literature gets the axe?

And somewhere J. Danforth Quayle is looking for something to do with his spare E.

I remember during his campaign trail he went to a grocery store to put on the impression that he was “a regular guy” and when the cashier scanned the bar code and the register rang up the thing’s price, he responded with wonder as though it was black magic demonstrating he was anything but a regular dude who goes…

The dregs of the residuals of Nixon?

...The Mike Love traveling dinosaur act version of the group...

The look of exasperation on the keeper’s face, after the header, tells the whole story.

Stand-in goalie.