My kids love the Aquabats.

This:

“Hey Perceptor, what’s shaking? Other than this fortress?”

I’ve seen this film before. I swear it. It just drones on and on and on and on and on and on and on...

Makes you long for the clean program days of John Cooper, doesn’t it?

There’s an element of reading this, that reeks of shit-stirring.

Don Baylor turned away.

The trap is set, here comes the net...

Whoa.

Celebrity Secrets! I can’t believe I forgot those!

Apple picking with Mr. T didn’t make it?

This Two Minutes Hate shit is getting ridiculous.

Eventually, it just gets to the point where, almost 2 weeks after posting a comment that is still getting action; you wonder what these people do with their lives. And why it’s so damned important to respond to something that isn’t even current.

Did they get bored being a Ryder Cup team?

HOT DOG SANDWICHES!

You have found the most hard-hitting downside to corporate deregulation.

Slint.

If they did, in fact, know everything the Lions were going to run, how then do you explain conceding 17 points? Hmm?

Aye. That it is.