I mean, and maybe I’m insane here, but I lost the bat in the catcher’s glove.

Why not Louisville? According to the city, we “lack pro sports teams”.

The mean streets of Jeffersonville, IN?

He did do the nasty in the pasty.

Counterpoint: Vida, until the Final, hadn’t been beaten in open play.

Asking questions of the ______ defense

I don’t remember the part where Will attempts to seduce Fiona. I don’t remember it from the film or book. Please help jog my memory, it’s been a while.

And who says the Punk ethos is dead?

As I said on Twitter about this...

Working in brand support for a major pharmaceutical company, we are mandated by whatever brand we are supporting to report any and all adverse events. A lot of them tend to be ones you see in the literature that accompanies the medication. However, periodically, you’ll get the odd one out of left field, which…

I assume this to be a short film.

Noooo...

How did the beans get above the frank?

I’m now compelled to sit in a corner and cry.

+1 George Harrison

Your usage of the word “fraud” makes no sense to me.

A reasonable, thoughtful discourse on the currency and political climate.

Bench-clearing roundtables never made sense to me.

PANENKA! JUST FUCKING PANENKA!

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