+1 Comic Dans

Orlando City started as the Austin Aztex (Version 1.0). Orlando City was then moved to become Louisville City in 2015, to make room for this version of OCSC. Who, instead of keeping their damned USL team, founded Orlando City B. Because, clearly, soccer teams do things that make sense.

+1 Apple Danish

Mod that to look like the prototype, and we’ll talk. It shouldn’t be too hard on a Miata body.

Is this the love-child of Galvatron and Shockwave?

Given his crime, as well as the ages of those whom he perpetrated them against...

FIFA really lost it, when it killed the gegenpress and forced there to be a window of space between the attacker with the ball, and the defender.

Where was Curt Schilling for all of this?

And yet, “schlong selfie” isn’t in the vernacular.

+1 pair of Crocs

I know, they’ll graduate to Phil Ochs.

“One man can only withstand so many blows to the breadbasket.”

Most kids, at least as I remember, don’t really get into lyrical structure until middle school.

I agree.

I am serious.

That seems self-defeating, to limit yourself to one genre, when introducing children to poetry via music.

I thought someone else were the sheep-shaggers. Baa baa baa.

That’s great, but could he do it on a wet, windy night in Stoke?