Re: Flu shot efficacy.

How would you know it was an important event, if there weren’t capital letters to tell you?

+ Make it so Number 1

Guys! It’s okay. He was doing it in character.

+1 George Costanza

Schrodinger’s erection?

Not much to say beyond that being a damn good hit.

Cup check!

As Mr. Iguana said, that’s like hypnotizing chickens.

Going live to Wilbon...

The ethical kettle of fish this brings up could potentially be a legal nightmare. On par with the shitshow that took place at Chelsea FC over Eva Carneiro doing a routine check on Eden Hazard while he was down on the pitch, while fucking Mourinho was wanting him to stall.

Common decency is a pretty amazing thing.

If anyone makes a montage of all of the nasty hits Newton has taken, I hope they set it to this:

+1 nWo referee Nick Patrick

+1 Raspberry Jam

“WELL MAYBE IF YOU HAD, YOUR TEAM WOULD BE PLAYING FOR NATIONAL TITLES!”

Not since New Zealand at the 2010 World Cup, has there been such a thorough display of undefeatedness.

Johnny Mize, the Big Cat, man the things I did to teams with him on Tony LaRussa’s Ultimate Baseball (Tonyball), on C64.

The value of the US dollar is determined by external actors. Therefore proving its malleability.