Multiple shots of peppermint schnapps convinced me that wearing a paper bag over my head all night, at a hotel party, would be the way to win the affection of this girl I found attractive.

Re: The Monster at the End of this Book...

Hawkeye will have to whip up some more of those pills he gave Klinger to fight the Korean heat.

Someone should tell those Colonel Sanderses that Michigan State is a cow college.

This one...

To quote a very good friend of mine, who abused the Twins’ facebook, nearly daily with this...

The best part is, in its own weird way, by carrying on multiple projects at once, I can pull from each to add to the others. Concepts. Snippets of conversation. And it strengthens each as a whole.

Does the gestalt theory apply to unfinished projects that have work done on them, but no suitable conclusion?

I, at any point in time, have anywhere from 5-10 projects going. Usually in different mediums, so the demands don’t cross. There’s an inherent rotation built in, that at least keeps me mentally fresh. Or, at least, gives me a chance to play with other things before returning to whichever project I ran aground on.

I don’t know if mine is procrastination so much as it is that there is something about a character or story that I need, but I lack it in that moment. If that’s procrastination, it’s better than trying to force something.

There was also, you know, Bobby Petrino, as well as Rick Pitino.

These are my favorite stories out of the culture of Football Manager or Championship Manager.

Are you sure that’s “punk” I see more New Wave?

Man, this makes me long for the night when my little club had an irate mother storm the field to berate the match officials about how the noise from the match was keeping her kids up. On a school night.

Well, the University of Louisville were raging dipshits for not throwing in a morality clause. He wouldn’t have last more that 15 seconds...

Arise Austin Aztex, version 3.564560842355754

It wasn’t him.

As much as shit rolls down hill, responsibility for subordinates goes upward. If anyone is bringing the program into disrepute, responsibility falls onto Pitino, Jurich, and the now dearly-departed (no he isn’t dead) Dr. Ramsey.

That should be written into a legal drama.

Not really a driving story for me, or particularly unsettling. Just weird.