STOP RHYMING! I MEAN IT!

That’s a patent lie! No one backpasses with the same proficiency.

+1 American Dream

In fairness to Bradley, I’ve never been impressed with him.

Great to see the Mets have returned to their early 90s level of overachieving.

I’m sure Curt Schilling would have to comment about the fairness of this punishment...

In best John Blutarsky

I’ll do that. That may be something to do during the holiday weekend.

I’m an old cartoon fan. It was my gateway into the comics, which I enjoyed.

Somewhere, Rangers fans are feeling relief that it wasn’t their club making costly boners.

Was waiting for this to show up. Thank you for not disappointing.

I’ve heard, or read, nothing but great stories about him.

I find myself looking at my 3 year old son, the same way. Strangely.

He’s been the butt of many a joke between my father and myself, but Jason Grimsley.

The best part of this is that I can read all of those quotes from Terry Funk, and in my mind, I can hear his voice saying them.

God, did I walk into an episode of Pushing Daisies?

Who knew nationalism was this salty?

These changes have to start as small ripples. I’ve been a strong advocate for changing things where you can, within your immediate sphere of influence. Friends and family, and people whom you see regularly.

Flushes to the left of me, dryers to the right, here I am

If you’re gonna argue location of pitches, there’s no one better to look at, than this guy: