Please, please tell me that Duckson wears his helmet backwards, a la Guy Fieri...

Hey! They can always go back to Winni- Oh...

It’s all fun and games, until the baseball starts?

But, hey, sedition is okay. As is speaking ill of a sitting president with incitements of violence. But, no one really enforces the Alien & Sedition Acts anymore.

18 days in the theater, eh Curt? Were you ushering? Were you cleaning up after kid’s shows?

Casualinthians United FC?

It’s okay. Since they’re still considered an amateur side, most people don’t know.

Corinthians is not defunct. They’re still in existence. They merged with Casuals FC, and have been Corinthian-Casuals FC since WWII.

I never thought I would wistfully long for this:

Won’t someone think of the cut-outs?!

This list needs more Beukeboom!

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