To be fair, I’d rather be his enemy than be a coward.

This year has proven that patriotism is basically a myth. Most Americans obviously don’t give a damn if Putin declares America a Russian territory as long as they get at least $50,000 a year and a garage. People only cared about tradition and culture as a tool to gain material wealth. They’ll embrace whatever they…

I refuse to use his name, especially after the word “president.”

2018 sounds about right. Trumps team knows he most likely wont’ get reelected so they’re going to tear down regulations and pump out as many billions while they can. We should be in full shit show in a couple of years.

This smacks of Berlusconi and his 96% control of Italian media during his reign. It’s just beginning (though it will be interesting to watch Bannon and Ailes duke it out for that CEO / Propaganda Minister position).

all hail president Tang

That whole Greatest Generation thing was pretty cool, right?

RIP america 1776-2016

I don’t know whether to laugh about this or to rage-scream because someone that petty and vindictive is our President-Elect.

I believe it 100%. I believe that Christie made it clear he wanted to be attorney general. And I believe Trump offered him every job but that just to humiliate him.

No clue.

“No, she didn’t dump me. Are you kidding? I totally dumped her first!”

I don’t know, wasn’t it Christie that Trump accused of trying to box him into the SOS position?

How to sort the true statements from the lies coming from this transition team: place all statements in basket labeled “lies.”

At this point, I’m not sure I believe this. It feels a bit like an attempt to save face.

The idea that we should question the credibility of the fucking CIA and FBI, and take HIS word for it?

He doesn’t believe Russia tampered with the election.... based on what?? The CIA wouldn’t speak up publicly unless it had solid evidence. So when Drumpf says something we just say ok even though it’s based on nothing factual?

He’s also been saying repeatedly that Tillerson is a “world-class player”. My god, is the guy trying to fill cabinet positions or is he casting for The Sopranos?

Look everybody, they have a system. Who are we to criticize? Pence reads all the briefings for the week, then creates a picture book for Trump with easy to read buzz phrases like “REALLY FANTASTIC” or “TREMENDOUS PROBLEM” depending on the state of things in the world.

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