I’m giddy with dread and anticipation over finding out what their White House china service will look like. If the First Lady’s tastes match her hubby’s, it will put the Harrison service to shame.

Yeah, I’m glad we’re finally going to live in a corruption free society, where nothing is rigged and everyone has a fair shake from the beginning.

Good god almighty, that killed us! As god is my witness, he’s broken the country in half!

And to think Rod Blagojevich is currently doing 14 years in the federal Pen just for calling a senate seat “Fucking Golden.”

She bought the position fair and square.

“America: What a country.”

Narcissists reward people who say nice things about them.

Good thing we didn’t elect the candidate who engages in “pay-for-play”.

See also: Brownie, Heckuvajob.

We (CT residents) didn’t want her running our state, so naturally falls upwards. 2016 has taught me, just be a dumbass (with money) and you’ll go far.

When you have no idea how government works, you basically give plum appointments to people who said nice things or money to you. That’s straight out of Civics 101 at Trump University.

This was just straight up purchased.

That would be perfect.

Given Drumpfster Fire™, we may need him at least once a day...  

They need to bring back SNL Thursday Update, so Alec has plenty of opportunity to highlight whatever ridiculous thing Drumph does. Once a week isn’t enough any more.

It makes my soul hurt.

I’ve wondered this for a while now and have become convinced that they are scared for their safety.

I’m amazed at how many Democratic operatives refer to Kellyanne as a great friend.

She’s stopped being a literal impression of Kellyanne and become an avatar for all of us.

Alec Baldwin needs to release 2 or 3 sketches a week.