Secret Girlfriend never happened.

Mine was probably one of two songs: "The Heart of Rock and Roll" by Huey Lewis and The News, or "Satisfaction." In any case, my Stones' love stayed while my Huey Lewis love faded away.

It kind of bothers me how inept Harry is. He was prescient enough to realize before everybody else that television advertising was the future, and seized upon that, but ever since he hasn't shown that kind of intelligence.

Hey, who's that longhair impersonating Johnny Unitas?

I'm so glad that they expanded Cheryl/Carol's role from how it was originally conceived.

Hey, as an accountant I object to my occupation being associated with this pap.

Though it wasn't one of the 3 originals, Rocko's Modern Life was one of THE BEST Nicktoons.

SERENITY NOW

Carla Gugino?

That was the tenth hour.

Yeah, this looked stunningly bad from the trailer that aired during the Super Bowl.

It took a lot longer than I thought it would for these comments to get classless.

Kelsey Grammar was perfectly cast as Beast in X3, though.

This is my favorite photo to pop up in the Recycle-O-Matic, and I'm glad it's in Newswire now.

They're…. TWINS.

It had funny moments, sure, but I wouldn't call it a comedy. Same with Big Fan.

What about Mandrake the Magician?

"Ay, put it in me fanny, guv'nah!

Here you go, friends: http://www.youtube.com/watc…

As soon as I saw Pam lug around a Jagermeister machine, I knew this would be a damn good ARCHER.