Can somebody make that into a screen saver? One of them audio screen savers?

Five Guys is excellent. When they first opened around here, I was there pretty much weekly. It was bad. Now, it's a great treat, and I love to load mine up with jalapenos. Their fries are top-notch, too.

Freakazoid was a thing. A totally great, weird as hell thing.

Pete and Pete is straight-up bonkers.

I worked at BK in high school. It was fine then, but now? I can't eat the stuff without feeling a bit sick. It's not as bad as McDonalds, but I wouldn't step inside one unless my arm was twisted.

I know the word "legerdemain" from playing Wizardry. Same with "skulduggery."

Can I?

Spinoff for the pirate, please!

We thought it was a Patrick Stewart at first, but yeah eventually he sounded more like Michael York.

Yeah, I can watch Stiller in pretty much anything, no matter how bad the stuff around him is.

Wait, Big Bird is a GIRL?

This is Country Time lemonade. There's never been anything close to a real lemon in it, I swear!

Jeez, Screenwriter Type, haven't you seen THE PRESTIGE?

Is it too late to change my name to "El Orgasmo?"

I really like The Long Kiss Goodnight. Davis is great in it, and it has an over-the-top Samuel L. Jackson performance that doesn't overshadow the movie.

Cheetara
She puts the "Ho" in "Thundercats Ho!"

Dammit, Stone Cold, why did you have to go and do that stupid gimmick? Just pretend to drink your damn beers.

I don't know if it's because I'm older and maybe wiser, or I'm more removed from wrestling, but it seems like there were a lot more matches in the Attitude era of the late 90s. Maybe I was more forgiving then, but this RAW was pretty boring.

So he's with a new newsmaker every night?
Why are these people prostituting themselves for him? Don't they have any respect for themselves!

I knew a guy with a Chia Mr. T. I always wanted to steal it because they weren't sold in stores. They were some TV Land promo item.