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"Be Kind Rewind" falls just short of being a great movie for me, but I still love what it does do.

There are occasional moments of freezing random things with liquid nitrogen, or setting off minor explosions to trigger all the car alarms in a parking lot, but I got burnt out on college physics pretty quickly.

Cromartie and Henry both have nine kids. Kemp has seven known, but the total is rumored to be higher.

There were a couple of cute girls in that video
I wonder how much they were paid to pretend to be Juggalettes.

Era Vulgaris and Lullabies to Paralyze aren't quite as good as what came before, but they're still damned good. I can't say QotSA has put out a bad album. Hell, "In My Head" has a KILLER hook.

Vincent Gallo is a dick!

She conveniently omitted the n-word, though.

Lucy was fantastic, but I can totally see why it never quite found an audience.

Cosby! I saw you show Elvin how to make your super secret pasta sauce last night!

This is a dark fuckin' Age!

White Castle fries only come in one size.

Funky donk, funky donk, funky donk, funky donk
Funky donk, funky donk, get on that ass.

I refuse to believe that the old man in that picture is a Beastie Boy.

I always liked Sack Lunch.

There are like four guys on THE LAST SHOT's cast list that I would totally buy as a giant asshole.

The best
Made my day!

Cupcakes soaked in booze sounds pretty good. But not because I'm a man.

The word you are looking for is "imitate."

Clearly he's suffering from some variation on Stockholm Syndrome.

I don't think we're ready for the jelly that is Fergie.