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I am familiar with the title of the Fray song, but cannot think of how it goes.

Only if they bring back KITT to drive them around.

I'm imagining him more like Pavel Chekov.

Large, child-bearing women are prized in the wintry cold of Russia.

That's the sort of thing I'd love to do, but it's a pain getting all the grades. You have to click on each individual review!

Have you all forgotten about Danny Trejo?

The Crushinator.

They should just replay ALIEN AUTOPSY
Nobody would be able to tell the difference.

I went to the Six Flags safari in New Jersey. I mean, it was neat for a kid. But it's not like it's driving a Jeep through the savannah.

But did Doug's old sneakers get Patti Mayonnaise to like him? Nope!

Yeah, but in the case of grabbing Marc Alaimo for Dukat, it worked extremely well. What a fantastic villain.

KRUEGER! My son tells me your company STINKS!

Andy's pratfalls are the highlights of the show. I love Ron Swanson, we need more drunk, manly woodworkers on TV, but I'd probably put him below Andy, Tom and April as far as laughs go.

And what's the most downloaded movie that IS porn?
I like to masturbate to what the masses jerk off to.

New Title
In The Name Of The King 2: Turn Off The Dark

I'm pretty sure The Sweet Spot was only good if you were an avid golfer. I just found it boring. It seemed like an excuse for the Murray brothers to get Comedy Central to pay for their golf.

BOOM!
Tough actin' Tinactin!

That kid's gonna get so much tail when he's a widower though.

Christina Hendricks is married to that stoned guy from Super Troopers?
How did this happen?