I'm with you Jim. Louie's, what, 15 years older than us? But he still says the things I secretly think.

Yeah, Moyer's still on the Phils. And Tim Wakefield is old, but he's only 43. Moyer's 47 (!) and has 4 years on Wake! Moyer could conceivably be playing at 50.

The diarrhea flood was great because it was so absurd and one-off.

Nah, the show is very funny. I laugh a lot. I cringe a lot, too.

It's restraint like that
which makes me question his ability to play Hulk. Where's the rage, Norton?

Yeah, I might grab it used in a few months. I get the feeling its price will drop pretty fast.

I want to see Bobcat Goldthwait stammer and growl at the Predator.

Driving
Did anybody really care about driving in the first Crackdown? Wasn't it just so much cooler to level your agility and run and jump across the city? That's where the fun came in for me. Hell, if the game was all just jumping, and I didn't have to kill crime lords, I'd be happy.

I liked the original, but it was flawed. And the difficulty went from "manageable" to "damn near impossible" towards the end of the game. Like, frustratingly difficult. It wouldn't bother me if it ramped up a bit more smoothly, but it really spikes in the 3rd act.

I've never done an official ranking, but I think there would be multiple Swartzwelders in my Top 10. "You Only Move Twice" and "Homer The Great" for sure.

I try to avoid pop culture arguments
I've pretty much resigned myself to the fact that people aren't as passionate about it as I am, and I'm really just boring them. I don't mind getting into it with other fans, though.

"Children of all ages" was the line of the night.

I hate half-black half-white aliens! Half-white half-black aliens are the only good ones!

Oh Fred Willard…
Why are you on this list twice?

Sharon Gless?
She's long been my least favorite part of the show. I wish she had been written out in the first season.

Superman III's plot (and the heist in Office Space) sounds a lot like how Abdul Smith got his money.

I'm pretty sure Predator was my first R, also. I remember watching it on my birthday one year when my parents got me a bird. Me and the bird totally enjoyed some Predator that night.

Remember Sammy Jankis.

The whipping joke was my favorite, by far. I guess I'm an insensitive jerk who enjoys laughing at children. Hehehe.

"I was all of history's great acting robots. Acting Unit 0.8. Thesp-O-Mat. DAVID DUCHOVNY."