Sorry Prince
This song isn't quite funky enough to make me want to fuck Brett Favre.

I agree. I don't really like Tim and Eric, but the Steve Brule stuff is hilarious. It's what convinced me to give their show a shot.

Combat Rock is pretty good. Everybody says it sucks, and while isn't as strong as London Calling, it's still pretty good. There are some real gems on there.

I thought it was Peter Dinklage in In Bruges, too. The guy certainly looks a ton like Peter Dinklage.

I missed a lot of Conan
Andy staring into space (sounds great!)

It was phenomenal. I've never really given Kimmel a lot of credit, but he's done some awesome stuff this week.

Walk Hard and Anchorman are about equal for me, but everybody's seen Anchorman. I need to do no convincing of that one.

Aw, the best Jackie Chan outtakes are the "Holy shit, that looks like it HURT!" kind.

Comcast only gave PREDATOR two stars. TWO STARS!!!! Predator is a stone-classic, and totally a four-star action movie.

Sinbad was hilarious on It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia.

Chuck Norris, Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, Bruce Lee, Jackie… darn it!

Everybody knows the real star of Enter the Dragon is Jim Kelly's glorious afro.

Y'know who had a big wang? Milton Berle.

Yeah, weekly coverage of this. Some of my favorite TV critics only say it gets stronger as it goes on.

I have a sequel nobody wants.
It's The Tonight Show, with Jay Leno!

Roman Polanski only wants to make a feature length Ghostwriter so that he can get close to the little kids.

I watched the Future War episode a few weeks ago. Gold.

At least 2009 waited until the summer to start slaying everybody. 2010 is off to a fast start.

Did he say he almost died when he was a baby? What are the details there? Was there any lasting damage? I wouldn't be surprised if there was.

I'd like to try some of that c'caine!