I can think of a few directors under 40 I think are better than Kevin Smith: Christopher Nolan, Spike Jonze, and Paul Thomas Anderson.

Ach! You got me 789. I do use my microwave to cook my turkey bacon in the morning.

How about terrible one word title movies?

I've been trying to find new ways to use cinnamon
Because it is an excellent spice, and is so often banished solely to the realm of desserts and treats.

I watched Buffy at 10, so I missed it. Then I found out it was repeated at midnight, so I watched it.

The thing is, the dishes might have slight flaws, but we're dealing with world-class chefs here. The worst thing they cook is probably going to be better than the best thing I ever cook.

I never use my microwave to cook. I don't even think I'd know how to. I do use it to reheat things that I have previously cooked, though. And it is an essential item.

Civilization 2, bitches.

Lorenzo Lamas. We would be lucky if he died on the way to his home planet.

He watched Super Mario Bros. this week.

Wait, I thought we liked Anne Hathaway now. Is that over?

I found Snakes on a Plane exactly as fun as I needed it to be. I was satisfied.

Did I mention his best friend is a talking pie?

They're a metal band, so I assume they are men in black.

Metal's pretty much fallen off my radar as I've gotten more into mopey indie rock stuff. Which is a shame, because I still like metal, but it's hard to find a hold to back into it.

FACT: I saw Randy Savage fight Spider-Man, and Spider-Man won.

I think I've done enough conventions to know how to spell MelllVar.

It's Saturday night, I have no date, a two-liter bottle of Shasta, and my all-Rush mixtape.

He was also a spectacular wrestler. Savage was one of the all around best to ever step into the ring. His promos and matches were the best.

Breaking Bad's a little different though
I don't feel I can root for Walt anymore. I'm going to keep watching, but I'll be anticipating him getting his comeuppance, which he deserves.