When did Perez Hilton become a troll?

They need to have funk night. I want to see George Clinton as the celebrity mentor.

This guy and Matisyahu should rumble, then.

I actually liked the Applebees line. Nothing says "I love you" like a bucket of hot wings. Just not Applebees hot wings.

I have something nice to say. I like a whole bunch of the people in this movie, and enjoy their past works.

Dr. Lexus is awesome. His wife is 'tarded, you know.

Who is going to fend off the vampires?

Dangit, Leonard. You're cracking me up.

I dunno how they'd explain Tom Hagen's sex change.

I always confuse Gomez and Chavez. Chavez is the good one, right?

Oh, you've got that wrong. Freakazoid continued the WB's run of fantastic cartoons. Steven Spielberg was great at presenting cartoons, why isn't he still doing that?

I want to be, but the commercial they showed during the Galactica finale really did a number on my hopes. It just didn't look very good, or at least not the type of show I'm interesting in seeing.

Freakazoid!
I loved that show!

And what your family don't like bread? They like… cigarettes?

Yeah, T-Pain's verse on "On a Boat" is fantastic.

Yeah, I Love College is one of the worst songs I've heard in a long time. I thought this would be a sure fail.

I think Pharrell has synthesia also. That's why N.E.R.D.'s last album was called "Seeing Sounds."

It seems like it would be insufferable, but it's super-catchy. Especially the line "I like me so much better when you're naked." Stop treating me like a piece of meat, Ida Maria.

Someone is forgetting the greatness that is chocolate covered popcorn. The perfect combination of sweet and salty.

You should see it, it's damned hilarious. She more than holds her own with Oswalt, Posehn, and Galifinakis.