When is the AV Club going to taste test Prison Wine In a Can?

Lindsey used to be so pretty, it's a shame what happened to her. She reminds me of Newman's fantasy of Kramer as a turkey when Kramer sunbathed covered in butter.

Well, we're talking about psychopathic drug kingpins, so it can get a little hairy at times, but extreme violence is actually pretty rare. Walt himself really only gets violent when he's backed into a corner and there are no other options.

It's got a terrible title
But the show looks pretty charming. I didn't know it was from the guys who brought us Andy Richter Controls the Universe. I definitely have more reason to check it out now.

Sevin Nyne. She must be trying to appeal to that crucial Borg market. They are pale, to be fair.

I like Alexis a lot, but I don't think she was very good last night. I was disappointed, because I was hoping she'd crush "Jolene." It's a great song.

I like Alexis a lot, but I don't think she was very good last night. I was disappointed, because I was hoping she'd crush "Jolene." It's a great song.

Zodiac, you speak the truth on this one.

They're so radically different shows. I enjoy Mad Men, and am interested in all the characters. But I get such a rush from watching Breaking Bad. I watch half of each episode on the edge of my seat with my jaw on the floor.

This movie will teach me how to make friends post-college?
That's good, I'd like to increase my current total of 3.

Bill Haverchuck is in that Adventureland movie. And Neil is in Unglourious Bastirds (did I spell that incorrectly right?).

Both men are undeniably awesome. I could consider entering an erotic relationship with either.

It wasn't bad until he started that warbling in the second half. It verged on unbearable to me.

>EXAMINE TV
You approach the glowing television. Paula Deen is selling an Enamel on Steel 8-cup Stovetop Percolator for the low price of $28.75. Over 500 have been sold. There are two knobs on the front of the television, one marked "VOLUME" and one marked "CHANNEL."
>TURN CHANNEL KNOB ON TV
You reach forward and turn…

MTV is more Music Television than VH1 is Video Hits One.

I get the Cap'n Crunch effect from Cocoa Puffs sometimes. It sucks, but it's worth it for delicious cereal.

Nerds do.

"Daisy of Love?" What does that even mean?

Betcha one of them gets called "birdbrain" in the movie.

Obviously, the Gasman isn't a bird person, but a walking, sentient cloud of gas.