Naw, the birds are afraid of Capt. Sully. They see him coming, they know their entire flock is doomed.

This movie is gonna do great. Kids love their fart jokes.

Don't they mean Animorphs?
Because this sounds like Animorphs.

I'm pretty sure that Tinglerz are a symptom of syfy.

Pop Rocks are delicious, and I'm so glad they're back. There was a period in the nineties when they were impossible to find.

It keeps getting better and better. I think it is without question the best show on TV right now.

I thought it was pretty stirring, myself.

Haha, I guess they can ship out a Raptor before Galactica is destroyed.

This season has really come in fits and starts. Sometimes it's great, and other times… well only "meh" can describe it for me. But I'll withhold judgment until next week. I'll trust Ron Moore. If he lets me down, well, I guess nothing happens. Because when BSG is good, it's damned good, and I can live with that…

I'm bummed Baltar didn't cross the line, but I'm not surprised in the least. Selfish to the end, that guy.

There's also that terrible 3 Doors Down commercial for the National Guard. Really makes me think that the National Guard wouldn't be a wise choice for me, if I'd have to listen to Kid Rock and 3 Doors Down all the time.

9PM THE ATM - An ATM gives you all the money you need… but you die if you don't make the deposit! It's a race against time as a man (NYPD Blue's Mark-Paul Gosselaar) tries to get the money back before it's too late! With Miranda Richardson as the ATM.

I still love AC/DC, and "Whole Lotta Rosie" is probably one of my top 10 songs.

The twist is that there is no glass!

I will restate Screwed, which I mentioned higher up on the page. I skipped the prom for that?

Wow, Whipped. I forgot that movie even existed.

Mmm, I have a delicious ham in my fridge. I should eat that ham.

June 6.

Speaking of The Roots, apparently they're organizing a festival in Philly. Where they'll be backing Public Enemy for "It Takes a Nation of Millions to Hold Us Back." That could be an incredibly hot set.

I knew it was one of those J months.