Well, I'm pretty sure my friend wasn't Peter David, unless Peter David was a 13 year old Korean American. Still, it seems like the exact same story. Maybe my buddy was a plagiarist.

Conan hasn't debuted yet, it's still Jay. I think Conan debuts in July.

Everyone's watching for The Roots
They should just call the show "The Tasty Groove Hour With The Roots."

Memories from my childhood
Back when I was in middle school, a friend of mine wrote a fan fiction about Trelane, and Q, positing that Trelane was Q's son or something. It wasn't very good, but I'm always reminded of it when "The Squire of Gothos" comes up. Also, this was about the time that GoldenEye came out, and…

I was disappointed when it was "Robot and Bear Talk Show" and not "Robot Bear Talk Show."

I'd say "American Girl" is my favorite Tom Petty song too. But "Yer So Bad" is fairly great.

I used to count "Free Bird" as my favorite, but I can rarely listen to it the whole way through now. It has been replaced by Violent Femmes' "Add It Up."

Favorite Stones tune? Tumbling Dice.

Mattingly, I told you to shave those sideburns!

I know I don't do nearly enough sex.

Since U Been Gone is one of the best pop songs of the decade. I unabashedly love that song.

Aw, I didn't realize someone had already made that Simpsons reference today. I'm not suprised, though, and accept my beshaming.

Yep, this one looked like it had F written all over it.

Yep, this one looked like it had F written all over it.

I think it's too early to make a call on David Cook yet. Although I don't think he'll be as successful as Daughtry.

Think smaller. Think more legs.

My problem with the Larry the Cable Guy ads is that they choke my system. I had to scroll down the page after clicking a link just so the next page would load.

They were in it to win it
And wouldn't throw their brothers under the bus, but was anybody there to make friends?

Yeah, they're ruining my Jeopardy. They need to get back to their roots.

Coolio is too busy with his acting career to bother with protecting rap.