Smarties are too small to satisfy most women.

Yes, men will eat candy no matter the age. Real men, like Internet Eating Sensation Dave Chang.

Yeah, I think most sex shops assume use, because ew.

Naw, it's MacDonald, Nealon, Miller, Chase, Murray/Curtin, Poehler/Fey, Fey/Fallon, Poehler/Meyers, Quinn, Meyers.

I was gonna come back for the Twix joke, AJR. I'm glad somebody picked up the slack.

Let's go forget our troubles with a big bowl of strawberry ice cream!

I'm going to say they asked them separately. Stupid people marketing to women, your numbers suck.

Look at how thin that Fling is
You need a real sized candy bar to fill you up, ladies. Something with some girth. Like the aforementioned Snickers.

Know what I hate about Carson Daly? How the NBC announcer tells me to "stay tuned for Carson."

Conan might lose all the old folks, but he's gonna gain me back as a viewer.

Hey!
That's the guy from Ellen and Malcolm in the Middle! He was one of the Higgins Boys? I've only heard mentions of the show, and only knew that I knew who Gruber was.

Hard Cash
Why do I feel like I know this movie? Do I own it already? The poster looks very similar over on IMDb… I think I might have to go through my DVDs and find out. And maybe watch it, as it looks absolutely terrible.

Hmm, Cheech Marin was on both shows… maybe he's the key to the whole series?

The motion comic is actually kinda cool. Is it as good as the book? No. But I've read the book so many times, it was kind of neat to see the comic in a different form, and hearing the characters in a different voice from how I imagined them.

Looks like Uwe Boll has a rival.

I'm declaring that one of the Top 5 avatars on this site.

I was happy that I got a twitter update from ZMF today.

Paul Blart 2: Paul Blarter

They're all pretty awesome, but the Miracleman is actually useful in some way. Because you can, y'know, read it.

This is what I get for not caring about Aruba.