Chanel made a huge mistake.

They need to make one of these into a robot
They can call it Chanel Johnny No. 5.

Yeah, if I owned Franklin, I'd make sure he was in every picture of me.

Kyle Ryan's gonna be jealous. He loves the FOB.

My mom did the same to me, Ellie. That was my Led Zeppelin IV and Who's Next she gave to Goodwill!

Probably the same way Modell got his Tennenbaum memorabilia, from the eBay auction.

Aw, man, you own Franklin? You should tour with him. I'd go see Frankin Alive!

I don't really have anything cool
I do have a signed copy of Bruce Campbell's autobiography, but that's about it.

*Pumps fist in the air*

The lie detector show was Moment of Truth. Definitely a low point for television.

Stephen Chow was going to stay on as Kato even after he dropped as director. But then a couple days later it came out that he wouldn't be acting in the movie either. Maybe that's changed, but I don't think they've recast Kato yet.

Still, any Green Hornet movie hinges on Kato. Who will be Kato?

So Tobias is Pat Summerall, and Amelie is John Madden?

Make mine a Xema!

Seems like you aren't excited for 5 nights of Jay at 10 pm!

They should make "Jerry" into a series
The pilot was pretty good. That Kramer guy sure was crazy!

They released a children's album last year that did alright
I can't imagine that Page's drug arrest is something they want to deal with if they continue in that direction.

Yeah, all of those Lois Lane and Jimmy Olsen comics have fantastically hilarious covers.

I don't even know why she's famous, other than for Jude Law cheating on her. I look at her movies on IMDb, and she's been in nothing good. And she hasn't been in much, either.

Russell Crowe is no Errol Flynn
Nor is he a Cary Elwes… maybe a Kevin Costner, though.