"Pride and Prejudice and Porn" would have been a better title. Who wouldn't want to read explicit sex scenes with Elizabeth and Mr. Darcy?

Hamburger melange should be the name of something delicious. Preferably containing mind-altering spice.

That'd be a good challenge.

The man didn't even get to live to see the hobo revolution.

Dave, you need to be more proactive. The AV Club needs to be a more totally outrageous paradigm.

I ran the rotisserie back in my grocery store days. And the chickens are pretty good. But, yeah, the packaging is generally terrible. At first, the containers were fine, but for some reason they changed to a new design, which weren't as snug or structurally sound.

Dang, Prison Wine, that's a whole can of suck you got. But hey, a dog! A sad, mistreated dog. That girl's gonna love you so dang much. At least you got that goin' for you.

Awesome! I need a new job!
But I am in no way qualified for this.

Yes, it sounds like a large sea vessel. Or, even better, a large space cruiser.

There's something you don't know about me Joe Rogan. I smoke rocks!

There are other wipes than star wipes.

He's in business development. He develops business.

You should write a comic about it, Stan Lee. It can't be any worse than Stripperella.

I've heard hobos are partial to Listerine. Which always struck me as odd, because you'd think that Listerine is more expensive by drunkenness than booze.

Those rotisserie chickens you can get at your supermarket's deli department are pretty flimsy too, but not that flimsy.

That is an absurd amount of food. Sure, I can eat that much, but I have to prepare myself for it.

Oh god, a can of chicken?
You are a braver soul than I, Internet Eating Sensation Dave Chang.

Don't ask me, I'm just a girl!

Pow-pow-power wheels!
They need to get some spinners on that Escalade.

I also see that Jonny Quest is going to be on DVD.
So how's about the movie version, starring Zac Efron as Jonny, and Dwayne Johnson as Race Bannon?