No plug for Still Waiting?
Your ads have been hyping it all week!

You mean we're gonna get two episodes of Dollh0use?
Neat! I thought the first one was alright, but I'm hopeful for the premise. If Joss can get this thing running right, it'll be a good lead-in for BSG.

Licensed to Ill isn't top to bottom awesome like Paul's Boutique, though. "Girls" doesn't hold up at all, so the edge goes to Paul's Boutique.

Is the Space Pope reptilian?

This actually doesn't sound all that bad
I could never stand how slow paced Millionaire was. This does sound like it freshens things up a bit. Although, I think it's on around noon here.

To be fair, I was able to win 200 tickets on Deal or No Deal at the arcade last week, which is equivalent to $1 million. So, while it may suck, I'm awesome at it.

Aren't there a couple of Tron games?

I was at the mall yesterday
And had a craving for some Chick-Fil-A. But the jerks were closed!

I'm calling it now, the short stuntmen are gonna win. And that deaf guy is gonna get on my nerves, with all his "inspiration."

Fantastic!
But it ended way too soon. I was jonesing for more!

I'm waiting for their in-depth article on Faster Pussycat.

She, like the rest of us, is probably killing time at work. I can't exactly leave my desk to go on a hike.

Yep, that Onion article pretty much hit the nail on the head.

That Care Bear story reminds me of What About Bob, and how Richard Dreyfus and his family had puppets of themselves to express their feelings.

That's a cool lookin' cake
But those fancy cakes always look so inedible. I especially hate the concept ones that use things like PVC piping to hold them together.

Yep. Him and WWE Superstar John Bradshaw Leyfield.

Greg Hill loves shilling for the damned things.

My friends used to buy Penthouse once in a while as a joke
But there was one issue that randomly had a fantastic interview with The Flaming Lips. I was actually glad I had spent money on that porn.

Why are they suddenly on the map?
I've seen people complaining all over the place about Vermont Teddy Bears for the past few days. It's not like this is a new thing. I've had to put up with hearing their commercials on the radio and seeing their ads for years.

It's freaky
Clint Howard looks exactly the same now as he did back then.