I Almost Went this Year
And then a friend of mine lost his job and couldn't afford the trip to Chicago. Too bad, it sounded awesome.

I don't think he's shitty, but the parade of imitators he inspired are. I heard Seven Mary Three on the way to work this morning. Guy sounded like Eddie Vedder trying to pass a kidney stone.

Did we talk about Funkadelic during the Fs? I'll admit, I never really understood the difference between the two.

I'm gonna wuss out and say that I like SLANTED & ENCHANTED, CROOKED RAIN, and WOWEE ZOWEE all about equally. Some days I prefer one over the others, but they've all been in the top slot for me.

That's a fun fact in the way the candy you get on Halloween is "fun size." What kid thinks that small candy is more fun than big candy?

Yeah, I haven't watched it since yesterday, but doesn't he want the guy to run, not speedwalk?

I visited a friend in New York
We went to Porky's. It wasn't fun. I'd recommend the movie, though.

Apparently, McNulty was "Palace Guard" in The Phantom Menace. Fuck me, will anybody give this man a decent role?

Man, I remember the days when I couldn't resist the allure of Spike's 4 (maybe 5?) hour long block of TNG and DS9. I never got anything done.

Phineas Q. Butterfat's?

I've confused Dreyfuss and Duvall before, also.

I should keep my mouth shut and not say that I kinda like The Offspring. I haven't bought an album of theirs since Smash, but if a track off of that or Ignition comes up on my iPod, I only skip them about 50% of the time.

I bet Katie could have rocked the joint.

That motion comic thing is pretty nifty. It works a lot better than I thought it would.

I did my SCTV watching during the summer when Comedy Central would show them on weekday mornings. I, too, didn't get a lot of the jokes as a kid. But I still watched an hour of SCTV every day, cause it was that good.

It's about the guys in the movie being men. Men of action.

I don't believe you, AJR. I think you're just a Girl Drink Drunk.

3. Harvey Keitel

Now, it could probably be decent with regular rum, or gin.

Lovers of Bad 90s Rock Rejoice
"Mario Lopez may be doing a happy dance after being picked as the new solo host of "Extra."